The REAL Reason!

You always wondered what happened to all your Tupperware lids---well it's this guy's fault. He's the container destroyer! Whatever you do, do NOT let him near your cabinets! If you do, lids you so desperately need in a given moment will invariably be found much later in odd places like behind your toilet. WORSE! Smudgy, foody toddler hands and chin drool will grub them up and you'll be forced to run them through your washer repeatedly! Be warned!